Funny, Strange & Unusual 911 Calls
& MA 911 Calls
(and other oddities)
August 20, 2014: Lakes Region NH: Man with leg
pain due to a wound from being bit by his
July 14, 2014: Bartlett NH Fire Department: Man
accidentally shot himself in the head with a
July 9, 2014: NH Fire Department: Subject
experiencing difficulty breathing after smoking
something called "Scooby Snacks."
May 8, 2014: Concord NH Fire Department: Man
tripped over speedbump in parking lot, has head
April 10, 2014: Near the Square One Mall in
Saugus MA: Hit and run accident. Car that left
scene has large sign on the back that reads
January 2, 2014: East Kingston NH FD: Girl with
tongue stuck to flag pole.
December 20, 2013: Belmont MA PD: Santa Claus
seen parachuting over Beaver Brook Resevoir. No
one was able to locate Santa after his decent.
December 20, 2013: Brentwood NH Fire Department:
Woman kicked in the head by a horse. Woman is
inside the porta potty.
December 2, 2013: Manchester Fire Department:
Child's head stuck in a recliner.
October 23, 2013: MA State Police: Man walking
down breakdown lane on I-93 SB in Andover
wearing a cowboy hat with no shirt.
October 9, 2013: Woman called a Rockingham
County NH police department to tell them she had
a dream last night and President Obama was in
danger. The caller then hung up the phone.
September 18, 2013: MA State Police: Person
changing tire on their car in the center lane of
September 17, 2013: Andover MA Fire Department:
Man having a nightmare sleepwalked outside in
the middle of the night and stayed outside for 3
or 4 hours in cold temperatures..
August 28, 2013: MA State Police: Naked man
jumping on vehicles near exit 26 on Rt. 128/I-95
July 2, 2013: Exeter NH Police: Stray cat
entered a woman's home through a cat door and
attacked the woman.
June 14, 2013: Troy NH Fire Department: 19 month
old with finger stuck in over door, oven is off.
May 24, 2013: Salem MA Fire Department: Man
stuck in bathroom.
May 1, 2013: 2 horses running down Rt. 111A near
Rt. 125 in Brentwood NH
March 11, 2013: Rockingham County NH Police:
Girl wants mother removed from her body.
February 20, 2013: Rockingham County NH Police: Man
called 911 for an ambulance from the hospital's
emergency room waiting area.
January 11, 2013: MA State Police: Man driving a
car vomiting in a bucket, he is also texting.
January 11, 2013: Merrimack NH Fire Department:
48 year old woman with a python stuck on her
January 9, 2013: Reading MA Fire Department:
Child stuck inside a cat house.
November 6, 2012: Rockingham County NH Fire
Department: Chicken coop on fire.
November 5, 2012: Rockingham County NH Fire
Department: Man hit on head with a stop sign.
September 13, 2012: MA State Police: Tractor
trailer ran out of fuel. Driver quit his job and
is walking down I-495.
August 7, 2012: Bedford NH Fire Department:
electronic message board on fire on FE Everett Turnpike near
July 27, 2012: Boston Police Department: BOLO
(Be on the lookout) for the Red Sox Mascot (the
Green Monster), missing from Fenway Park.
[Later found being used by an employee who
May 8, 2012: MA State Police: Cab from truck
that was being towed fell off and struck several
vehicles on Rt. 128/I-95 SB in Lynnfield near
April 24, 2012: MA State Police: Woman washing
her clothes in a fountain.
April 16, 2012: Merrimac MA FD: Driver injured
by deployment of defective airbag on I-495.
March 27, 2012: Quincy MA Fire Department:
Elderly woman fell into storm drain.
March 13, 2012: Rockingham County NH Fire
Department: 5 year old boy bitten by family dog.
Total of 4 dogs in the home, "all are friendly."
January 23, 2012: MA State Police: Broken down
car on I-93, driver climbed a nearby tree.
January 4, 2012: Newton NH Fire Department:
Woman putting a log in fireplace had eyebrows
singed. Building being evacuated.
December 29, 2011: Lowell MA Fire Department:
Child stuck under a fallen headstone in
October 10, 2011: Danvers MA Police Department:
911 Caller lost in Corn Maze at Connors Farm.
September 30, 2011: MA State Police: Man driving
a commercial vehicle on I-95 smoking a bong.
September 16, 2011: Four cows on I-495 NB in
September 15, 2011: Revere MA Police Department:
Man on bike carrying a parking meter on North
September 14, 2011: Unknown NH Seacoast region PD:
911 caller reported an alligator in their
backyard. Officer arrived on scene and found a
5' alligator on the edge of a marsh in the
callers back yard.
August 17, 2011: Salem NH Fire Department: Woman
with head injuries due to walking into a store
window at Rockingham Park Mall.
August 15, 2011: Westford MA Fire Department:
Mailbox on fire - Littleton Rd near 99
August 10, 2011: Lowell MA Fire Department: Man
fell into grave.
July 25, 2011: Naked man on Rt. 101 WB near exit
9 in NH.
June 13, 2011: Mother abandoned 15 year old son
on the side of Spaulding Turnpike (Rt. 16) SB
prior to exit 6.
June 8, 2011: Two cars on Rt. 128 near I-93 in
Massachusetts have the same Vermont license
plate. Neither car matched the plate number.
May 25, 2011: Belknap County: Person throwing
dimes and quarters out the window, damaging
another car while driving on Rt. 11.
May 3, 2011: MA State Police: Driver's door
keeps falling open on a truck driving on Rt. 3 NB
near Rt. 129, NH plate reported as "JUNKIT."
April 25, 2011: MA State Police: Man driving at
high speeds on I-93 wearing a gas mask.
April 21, 2010: MA State Police: Man walking
down street with sign on his back that reads: "I
April 20, 2011: Belknap County Sherriff Dept:
Man in Sanbornton NH cannot get his car in his
garage because a moose is in the way.
April 13, 2011: MA State Police: Rabbit hopping
northbound on Rt. 3
April 1, 2011: Northwood NH Fire Department: Cow
fell through the ice, people on ice with the
March 31, 2011: Alton NH Police Department: 2 goats
running up Rt. 28 northbound.
March 25, 2011: Gilmanton NH Fire Department: Fire
in a woodstove. Caller called back and
cancelled the call.
March 1, 2011: Chichester NH Fire Department:
Respond to the Chichester Fire Department for a
problem with the fire alarm.
January 27, 2011: NH FD: 3 year old with plastic
container stuck on head
January 25, 2011: Person who called 911 was
asked to turn on lights for the emergency crews
by the 911 operator. Instead of turning on the
light switch they pulled the fire alarm.
January 19, 2011: Nottingham NH Fire Dept: 4
year old girl with head stuck in chair.
January 11, 2011: Salem NH Fire Dept. Merrimack
Saving Bank's sign is on fire.
January 6, 2011: Andover MA Fire Department: 25
year old man with Q-Tip stuck in his ear.
December 16, 2010: NH FD: Car stuck in a carwash.
December 6, 2010: Manchester Fire Department:
Person fell out of a vehicle on I-93 SB at the
I-293 split in Manchester.
November 9, 2010: Unknown NH PD: A "corporate
neighbor" walked in and threw dog feces into
November 5, 2010: Rockingham County PD: Woman
saw someone looking through her drapes in her
4th floor apartment.
October 21, 2010: Alton NH Fire Department:
Swing set on fire on Varney Rd. Barnstead Fire
Department was also called to the fire.
October 12, 2010: Unknown NH Fire Department: 2
year old with potty chair stuck on his head.
October 4, 2010: Unknown NH Fire Department:
Woman got bleach in her eyes while bleaching her
August 31, 2010: Milton Fire Department: 1 year
old girl stuck in a dog dish.
August 24, 2010: Concord Fire Department::
Motorcycle accident with injuries at the
motorcycle training course at Concord DMV.
August 2, 2010: Rockingham County PD: Man
reporting a sick fox is in his yard. There is
also a dead frog.
July 28, 2010: All NH Police Departments: Be on
the lookout for a prisoner that was accidentally
released from prison in Concord. Last seen
borrowing someone's cell phone.
July 16, 2010: Concord Fire Department: Person
with hand stuck between the seats inside their car.
June 17, 2010: State Police: Motorcyclists lost
prosthetic leg on I-93 SB in Manchester. State
Police recovered the leg still in a boot off the side of
June 15, 2010: New Durham Fire Department: Golf
cart rollover at Lake Winnipesaukee Golf Course
in New Durham.
June 14, 2010: New Durham Fire Department: Golf
cart rollover at Lake Winnipesaukee Golf Course
in New Durham (yes it happened 2 days in a row).
June 9, 2010: Strafford County area FD: Person
run over by a wood buggy
June 1, 2010: Exeter PD: Man walking down Pine
Rd with charcoal lighter fluid, spraying a
stream of it on the road.
May 26, 2010: Portsmouth PD: Check the wellbeing
of a man with wooden stick investigating the
May 7, 2010: Farmington Police: Man urinating on
Rt. 11 in the middle of the highway, appears to
May 7, 2010: Strafford County Police: Characters
on woman's computer are threatening her.
May 4, 2010: Londonderry Fire Department: Loose
goat on I-93 SB near exit 4 in Londonderry.
April 20, 2010: Ossipee NH Fire & EMS: Turkey
went through windshield and struck driver's
face on Rt. 16 in Ossipee
April 20, 2010: Lee NH Fire Department: Male
having personality change, wife hiding in
March 29, 2010: NH Fire Department: 10 year old
girl has arm stuck in a vending machine.
March 26, 2008: NH State Police Troop F: Shots
fired at an excavator in Lincoln, NH
March 17, 2010: Unknown NH PD: Man came home
from work and choked the Kirby Vacuum salesman.
March 11,2010: Belknap County PD: Woman came
home from work and found a clothes dryer in her
March 10, 2010: Unknown NH FD: Woman can't get
washing machine to stop.
March 8, 2010: Unknown Department: Woman in a
car was charged by a moose near the Auburn NH
March 4, 2010: Deerfield Fire Department: Man
stepped on a toothpick. Toothpick went all the
way through his foot.
March 1, 2010: Kingston NH Fire Department:
Couch on fire on the side of the road.
February 22, 2010: Belknap County Sheriffs
Department: While a
NH real estate agent was taking photos of a
home, the homeowner stuck a shotgun out the
window and told the real estate agent "You'd
better be running."
February 15, 2010: Danbury NH Fire Department:
Man locked in gun safe.
February 12, 2010: Manchester Police Department:
Man walking on I-93 near exit 9N drinking from a
February 10, 2010: Woodsville NH Police
Department: 2 year old boy with foot stuck in
February 9, 2010: NH State Police: Woman called
911 because she is hearing voices telling her to
January 4, 2010: Unknown NH Fire Department: Man
that was helping a child with a finger
laceration passed out and struck his head on the microwave.
December 29, 2009: Bow Fire Department: Person
locked in attic
December 22, 2009: Laconia Police Department: Stewart's
Ambulance Services reported their ambulance was
stolen from Lakes Region General Hospital at the
ER entrance area.
December 9, 2009: Belknap County Sheriffs: Dog
urinated on neighbor's porch, neighbor is
yelling obscenities at dog owner.
October 30, 2009: Salem Fire Department: Woman fainted at
Halloween Happenings haunted house
October 7, 2009: Windham Fire Department: Child needs to be
extricated from a recliner.
September 29, 2009: Unknown NH Police Department: Two stray
goats in caller's front yard that appear to be
aggressive as the goats are butting heads.
September 21, 2009: Laconia NH Fire Department:
Sick person at McDonald's in the drive through
August 31, 2009: Salem NH Police Department:
Rite Aid's automated prescription system called
911 to let them know their prescriptions were
ready for pick up.
August 26, 2009: Londonderry Animal Control:
Dead Beaver on Rt. 28 in front of the "Welcome
to Londonderry" sign.
August 19, 2009: New Ipswich NH Fire Department: Man in
wheelchair rolled downhill and hit a wall.
July 31, 2009: Bedford NH Fire Department: Man stuck in a closet.
July 24, 2009: Pembroke NH Fire Department: Person trapped in
the garage between the floor and the roof. (?)
June 22, 2009: Concord NH Police Department: Locate man who left ER
with IV still attached.
June 5, 2009: Candia NH Fire Department: Man bitten by monkey,
serious bleeding, monkey has been secured.
June 2, 2009: Bedford NH Police Department: Home owner threatened to
kill meter reader.
June 1, 2009: Manchester NH Animal Control: Remove half of a live possum from
May 20, 2009: FD: Man about to fall off toilet.
May 8, 2009: Manchester NH Fire Department dispatched to grocery
store: woman struck by grocery cart, knocked
April 29, 2009 - FD: Rt. 125 in front of "Toss and Sauce"
for an unknown spill of green fluid.
April 27, 2009 - FD: Toilet seat stuck on child's head.
March 10, 2009 - FD: Hospital calls Fire Department to ask them to remove
limbs from property. When the Fire Department questions the call thinking they
were picking up tree limbs, the hospital responded by telling the Fire Department
that they had a patient who lost their fingers on the property and
the property owner refuses to leave the house until the fingers are